I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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