It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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