I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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