No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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