Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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