In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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