I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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