So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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