i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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