You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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