If i come over, it means nothing
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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