Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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