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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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