I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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