In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
