he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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