I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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