you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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