I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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