North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it hurts more in the daytime
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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