I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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