All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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