I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
another moral hangover. fuck.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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