hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
