It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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