i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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