Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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