idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
