Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
