ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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