There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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