after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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