I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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