i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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