it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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