Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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