But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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