my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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