i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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