She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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