very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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