Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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