that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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