i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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