we're chasing vodka with high fives
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's blow job season.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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