some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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As shirtless as possible
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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