I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Vodka?
Forever.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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