Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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