How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
my being single is dangerous.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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