I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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