So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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