Porn is love you can see.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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