I don't think brook has ever known best
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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