OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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