so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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