you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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